I think I can guess the temperament of the person who owns this

"CB" (jrcb) 03/15/2018 at 18:38 • Filed to: None

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I think I can also guess that I wouldn’t want to hang out with them.

I know, I know, judging people based on their vehicles is bad, but damn, I don’t think I could ever be taken seriously by anyone if I drove this.

Chariotoflove > CB 03/15/2018 at 18:44

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Probably safest to keep the word “Chevy” out of any conversations.

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 03/15/2018 at 18:46

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a well adjusted actuary?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 03/15/2018 at 18:47

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That is the sort of person to whom Monster Energy is a religion.

ranwhenparked > CB 03/15/2018 at 18:51

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Well, maybe he owns, like a tattoo parlor, or a custom chopper shop, or, um, like, a store that sells only flat brim hats and Dickies cell phone shorts.

The point is, there could be a business reason behind it.

CRider > HammerheadFistpunch 03/15/2018 at 18:56

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A very stable genius.

Roadster Man > CB 03/15/2018 at 19:14

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Stay at home dad.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > CB 03/15/2018 at 19:14

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interstate366, now In The Industry > CB 03/15/2018 at 19:14

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There’s a 112% percent chance he has a tribal tattoo.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Chariotoflove 03/15/2018 at 19:17

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Heaven forbid you mention Toyota.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB 03/15/2018 at 19:20

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Is douche a temperment

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/15/2018 at 19:21

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Maybe.

(Yes)

dogisbadob > CB 03/15/2018 at 19:48

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I like the yellow Cobalt and the blue Forenza Optra

nermal > CB 03/15/2018 at 20:51

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What does this say about the owner’s weiner?

A lifted bro truck signifies a small weiner, obviously. I think that a stock Raptor with Reaper graphics signifies an owner with a weiner that gets performance anxiety, which they follow with domestic violence.

Frenchlicker > CB 03/15/2018 at 21:42

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Because I’ve met some weird mixes of people I’m going to go with this being the inclement weather vehicle of a biker with a decent paying job.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 03/15/2018 at 23:12

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That’s also the Gas Monkey Garage Starter Kit, MOPARs not included.

Wacko > ranwhenparked 03/15/2018 at 23:37

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I thought of that but wouldn’t it then have a logo or business name / website or even Facebook page on it.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 03/15/2018 at 23:54

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I almost forgot the haircut and beard!

Yeah, that is in fact Vanilla Ice. Shocking.

ranwhenparked > Wacko 03/16/2018 at 00:15

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I just got a mental picture of the thing sitting in the parking lot of some strip mall storefront with some ridiculous name like “Fractured Relic”, or something. Seems like it’s natural habitat.

Wacko > ranwhenparked 03/16/2018 at 01:10

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How about In front of this?

Long-Voyager > nermal 03/16/2018 at 07:36

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What does it say about the person worried about the size of weiners?

nermal > Long-Voyager 03/16/2018 at 10:13

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Not just size, but also functionality, and behavioral traits in reaction to both.

Long-Voyager > nermal 03/16/2018 at 10:15

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I think you spend too much time thinking about other people’s weiners.......